Sunday, June 9, 2013

I'm Just Dying To Live

#healing nicely #tragus



#healing nicely #tragus

true friends don't judge each other they judge other people together

true friends don't judge each other

they judge other people

together

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And my uncle is addicted to meth

This is just a great year for me.

I really hope he gets help….

Completely decided on my first tattoo (:

Completely decided on my first tattoo (:

If girls were half as picky about men as they are about shoes I feel they would be a lot happier. 

If girls were half as picky about men as they are about shoes I feel they would be a lot happier. 

pajamaswag: I will never get over how badly she won that one.





pajamaswag:

I will never get over how badly she won that one.

justin-john: wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneet...





justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, "SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU'RE SO FUCKED."

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS' FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don't even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn't very important. And it didn't make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin' badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn't marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn't have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN' BETTER MAKE SURE SHE'S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE'S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT'S FUCKIN' GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

namelessstreets: Louis CK nailing it every time.

















namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

quentintarantinos: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_cen...





quentintarantinos:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

So Quinn looks like a possessed serial killer. 



So Quinn looks like a possessed serial killer. 

phleps: lets play a game called do you actually like me or am i annoying you

phleps:

lets play a game called do you actually like me or am i annoying you

2.5 miles yesterday. When you go from a five minute mile to...



2.5 miles yesterday.

When you go from a five minute mile to half a mile in twenty minutes, finishing two and a half miles without stopping makes you feel awesome.
I can't wait to keep going…
I want to get back to running if possible.

ne-yo: justanotherskyscraper: ne-yo: I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say...

ne-yo:

justanotherskyscraper:

ne-yo:

I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say "On Number 6 it says "and" twice."

Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum

^ I'm that kid, and proud of it.

If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me

muslimrave: one time a boy tried to pull my hijab off i punched him in the face closed fist, short...

muslimrave:

one time a boy tried to pull my hijab off

i punched him in the face

closed fist, short swing, right in the jaw

there is a point where you stop trying to educate people and start making the consequences of their racist bullshit real fuckin clear.

My life.

Studying.
Work.
Studying.
Work.
Sleep.
Studying.
Nursing school doesn’t come easy.

celestialcow: It's June. I can look at this two ways. Either I've wasted 6 months doing absolutely...

celestialcow:

It's June.

I can look at this two ways.

Either I've wasted 6 months doing absolutely nothing with my life.

or

It's only 6 months until Christmas.

drarna: can't wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the...

drarna:

can't wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours

I’m just really appreciating this push up bra. 

I’m just really appreciating this push up bra. 

femmeandrogyne: This is so adorable. That guy can moveeeeee.



femmeandrogyne:

This is so adorable. That guy can moveeeeee.

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